As both my sisters are once again going to have babies, I just thought I would let them know we are available for babysitting...
We have a wide variety of positive attributes we can teach your kids.
I should warn you though...
Both the mom
and the dad...
tend to be a little nuts.
But we have creativity going for us.
Take for instance, paper.
We run out, no worries.
We teach the kids to find alternative solutions...
Or maybe even this...
And then we stock up...
Comes in handy, especially since now we have indoor plumbing.
Phew!
I was starting to get a little worried...
We do tend to be very free spirits around here.
But then again, for some of us,
that might not be such a good thing...
But that does lead us to discipline.
We have that all figured out...
Naughty behavior deserves time in the penalty box.
(Ok, I still maintain that was a clean hit. That ref needs a trip to the eye doctor)
And if that doesn't work out, we can send you to these guys
Or maybe a trip here...
And we teach them right away, you want to eat, you go to work.
Some of us need to work harder though...
We will teach your kids about different cultures.
Got the hill billy thing down pat.
Leprechaun culture. Got that one too!
(I'm not exactly sure what this one is...)
(But these pics serve as a lesson. Never leave your boys home alone! One might never know what you will find upon returning...)
As we are also very fashionable, we will teach your kids about fashion...
Making sure everything matches.
We can even offer your kids free make-overs!
And I can guarantee, your kids will never get bored!
No sled? No problem...
No inner tube? Again, no problem...
No equipment? No problem.
It's all about making do.
And one of the best lessons? We never take no for an answer.
Just ask Boppa.
*I want to assure you, no children were physically injured in the making of the post. Mentally? That just might be another thing. I may have to shell out a few buckaroo's for counseling!
