Tuesday, March 26, 2013

It's Official...

I am nuts-o. 
I realized that after last night.
 
I went to bed thinking of this wonderful lady.
And thinking about this sweet post,
(the fact that I am now certifiably crazy has nothing to do with her, we haven't met, in person,
but I can't tell you how many times I wished she lived across the street from me,
or at least across the field from me,
and that she had a big, old front porch, with a rocker,
and I would just wander over to that front porch and plunk myself down on that rocker to bask in all her glory, but I digress...)
 
The next part all happened in about five minutes.
From 2:01 AM, to 2:06 AM, to be precise.
 
I awoke from a dream.
I was babysitting for a family that goes to school where I teach (what???)
And I lost two of their younger kids (what, again???)
When I finally found them,
they were sucking kerosene out of a pinprick they made in the plastic kerosene bottle. (WHAT???)
I panicked.
I tried to read the ingestion instructions on the label.
Of course, the label was all smeared off, so the instructions were illegible.
All I could think of to do was run around the kitchen
yelling at the top of my lungs, in a very hopeful and most helpful voice,
"No one light a match!  No one light a match!"
 
That's when I woke up.  Shaking my head at all my weirdness.
Thank goodness, only a dream... 
 
My husband woke me up actually, coming home from working over-time.
Our conversation went like this:
 
Hi, Hon, glad you made it home from work finally. 
sleepy, grunted greeting,
How was your hospital run?
Very odd.
Why?
Well, let's just say I just took a 41-year-old _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (I can't actually get myself to type the word he said, but let's just say it's a "fancy lady" that works with a pole, and she's not a barber) to the hospital.
Oh?
Let's just say she sprung a leak.
What???
Kate, one of her boobs popped.
What?????  (comprehension took a long time to set in on that one.) Oooooohhhhh.
(In a very confused voice) How did she know that?
Ever seen a flat tire?
 
Gotcha. 
 
 Maybe it's a good thing she lives far, far away!
 

8 comments:

  1. Yep...you are nutso! :) & you babysit my kids!!! :)

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  2. Odd that you'd panic in a dream in an emergency situation. You did so good the 3 times you were needed in real life for CPR! :)

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  3. You are not alone with wierd dreams!!!
    Sounds like your hubby has a very interesting job!!!
    Warmly,
    deb

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  4. Are you sure you weren't still dreaming about the Fireman coming home with a story like that? Had you maybe eaten a souffle before you went to bed? ;0)

    Brenda

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  5. I thought I had weird dreams. Oh' yea, I do! The weird part was hearing that story while you were half asleep.

    Hugs…Tracy @ Cotton Pickin Cute

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  6. i'm not what sure what was funnier, the dream or the leak!
    one more reason to never mess with what the good Lord
    gave us!!

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  7. ps. i never thanked you for the kind words and linking to my blog.
    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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