You all were right. Prince Charming did come last night, and he was bearing footwear for me!
Unfortunately, it was this...
Bummer... But much more appropriate, he says.
And Prince Charming just got scalped by his barber, he is much cuter when he actually has hair!
And when one leaves the Army do they sign something saying that is the ONLY haircut they are allowed to have for the rest of their lives???